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Tomorrow morning, when you log on to the Net, instead of seeing whatever boring home-page you see now, you could be finding out all the latest about Quality Schnallity, Inc! It's almost too good to be true! What amazing times we live in!

By now you must be asking yourself:

So, how do I Make Quality Schnallity My Homepage?

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It's that easy! There, don't you feel better now?